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(you can use this as a banner, but there are more so check them out!!)

[ANNOUNCEMENT: i have been surfing the net and have decided to put uch more onto the wiki. There will be a separate page for all major characters, and one for all the more major off-beat ones. Plz message me if you have any ideas for separate pages!!!!] [chasingpeace]

[continued: I have also made a new page for fan art. You can draw anything that has to do with Red Dwarf, or anything that was inspired by Red Dwarf...have fun!!]

Hey! I'm [chasingpeace] and I run this page. It is for people who have seen the show Red Dwarf and think it is hilarious or good in any way.

Red Dwarf Theme

these are the real lyrics!

It's cold outside; there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly, far away from here
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun

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This shows (from left to right) Lister, Rimmer, Cat and Kryton...just so you know

For those of you who stumbled here, Red Dwarf is a series by the BBC that has had 8 seasons, but have not made any since (damn them!). It is about the misadventures of a very unsofisticated ( i hope i spelt that right) guy, Lister, who gets stuck 300 million years in deep space with a lifeform that evolved from his cat (he is human but very narcisstic and has fangs, and a short attention span),Cat, a hologram (very annoying guy, failed an exam 11 times, has had sex only once, but thinks of himself great, a very big brown nose), Rimmer, and a series 4000 android, Kryton ( he was made to serve and obey humans, but thanks to 'Mr. Lister' he has been able to break his programming somewhat and be able to insult, lie, be smug, and other various human things).

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The tiny ship Starbug, the crew travel onto planets with this...and they have to live in it when they actually lose the mining ship Red Dwarf.

In the U.S., it happens to be on PBS or the public broadcasting channel, but i have no idea about any other place. So, If it sounds interesting to you, you can watch it every saturday except when they have that stupid parade thing and ask for money. They only have it on sometimes then. Check it out it is hilarious!

Here is another song from Red Dwarf. Tounge-tied. A section of the 'music video' was first shown in the beginning of an episode where cat is looking for a specific dream on a dream-scanner thing (i dont know!) and finds this instead. The full version can be seen on either the Smeg Outs or Smeg Ups tape.

Tounge Tied

When I saw you for the first time (first time)
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom)
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey)
Now darling tell me something

Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me? (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town
You make me feel a clown, girl

Yes, you make me tongue tongue (tied tied) tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Tied tied, tongue tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around

I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk)
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
I tried to say "I love you" (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like "nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl

That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (near me)
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)
Murmy nurmy (nurmy murmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
My trousers they go brown, girl

Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle)
Tongue tied (tongue tied)
Whenever you're around

Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
Understand me when I say
Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay

I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (really)
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)
Murmy nurmy (murmy nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
I drool so much I drown, girl

Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) ningy nongy
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle)
Durgle dobby (durgle dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whenever you're around, girl

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I hope the movie comes soon!

Red Dwarf Members<go here to put ur name and join.

Red Dwarf banners< go here to look at all 11 badges!

Lister<Listers page!

RD Episode of the week script of synopses or both of this weeks episode viewed in the states.

Red Dwarf fan art<put your fan art here!

[Note: Comment about whatever you please(besides patronizing complaints about how this wiki and/or/it's comment box is run). Yes, there will be idle chitchat that has nothing to do with Red Dwarf at times, but once there is a bit of Red Dwarf speak going on, everyone will most likely join in.]

2004-07-09 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: Red Dwarf is acetastic... yet 7 and 8 where terrible...

2004-07-12 [Miss.Kayree]: heeheehee Lister is the best!!

2004-07-12 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: Lister rules! he was like.. my crush from when i was like 4. hehe. YAY! We talk alike hehe, it rocks!

2004-07-13 [Miss.Kayree]: i love his accent!! its so great, lol

2004-07-13 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hehe... :) hes sucha lil' cutie!

2004-07-14 [chasingpeace]: Santa Claus! What a bastard!! .....He's the fat git that sneeks down the kid's chimneys and steals all their favorite toyz!!!

2004-07-14 [Miss.Kayree]: the backwards episode was the best!

2004-07-14 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hahahah!! hehe the way he says Bar-stard.. heehee. The charles is so crazzey.

2004-07-26 [applepie]: seen every episode :) ...all good

2004-07-26 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: I own ever episode... go me! What then well more than.. like.. loadsa.. >_< ag, many a repeat after repeat after repeat and so on and so on and so on.. ^_^ YAY!

2004-08-04 [zzxadxzz]: i like the rimmer experience episode its hilarious but minf u every one is

2004-08-04 [zzxadxzz]: please join the land of the undead please

2004-08-04 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hehehe arnold arnold arnold rimmer

2004-08-07 [chasingpeace]: tetchy tetchy tetchy tetchy

2004-08-07 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: i hate being corrected, it really gets my feckles up

2004-08-12 [chasingpeace]: it' HACKLES, it really get your HACKLES up!!

2004-08-13 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hehehe :D yeah.. bah humbug, i tihnk they're repeating season 8 *shudder* on bbc >_< SEASON 5 SEASON 5 SEASON 5!!

2004-08-15 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: mwahaha, red dwarf wiki :D where do I join

2004-08-16 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: :F:D:D:D:D:D:D

2004-09-17 [magical frog]: yo, red dwarf kicks ass

2004-09-19 [nicegirl]: what isi red darf? sry i have never heard of it...

2004-09-20 [chasingpeace]: Red Dwarf is a show!!! do u have public access television???well?? do you??

2004-09-20 [nicegirl]: yea i do.. i have like 112 channels...

2004-09-20 [Sebhar]: *laughs* yay! im putting up the banner, zan-dear.. beware O.O

2004-09-22 [One Thousand Brown MMs]:

MR FLIBBLE OWNS!

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2004-09-26 [chasingpeace]: Rimmer>"what should we do to them Mr. Flibble?" *listens to puppet* "Oh no Mr. Flibble, we cant do that! Who would clean up the mess?"

2004-09-26 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hahahahaha Mr Flibble says "Game Over Boys"

2004-09-26 [Lyndarsia]: My prayers have been answered... a Red Dwarf Wiki. *Faint*

2004-09-26 [Lyndarsia]: *Is corney*

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: *is as amazed as you* whoooooooooo, I fainted when i found this, and the Blackadder one.. AND the Cure! one... O_o .. oooohhh

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: *Chuckles* See, if I didn't find one of these, I was going ot make one myself.

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hehe me too most probably.. whee, so grand

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: Ohh yeah. *Grin*

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: this page so needs more pictures.. pictures.. of.. ^-^ hmmm... ACE RIMMER!!!! <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/eerily_gothic/Blah/ace.jpg>

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: oh smegging smegging hell

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: Rimmer...? Ew.. No ><! He's like.. Annoying. Cat and Lister ;)!! "All six of my nipples are tingling!"

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: Your comparing Rimmer to ACE RIMMER? Oh my lordy? Are you joking? How much of Red Dwarf have you actually seen? Where do you live???

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: Lol, I completely missed the ACE. I've seen most of the episodes. And besides, when I responded a bit ago, the picture was an [X] thingy. *shrugs* Yes, Ace is good looking.

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back by breakfast."

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hahaha yes! yes! yes! How do you see Red Dwarf? Is it on TV or something?

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: It hasn't been on TV in a while....I taped the episodes. Bahahahaha

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: Hoorah! Me too! Have every season on video.. ^-^ They're a bit worn out, been addicted since before i can even remember... XD *is proppa chuffed*

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: That sounds exactly like me.

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hahaha how old are you by the way? :P

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: I'm a geezer! I'm.. 22 *World pauses at Kara's age*

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hahaha a geezer? .. fair enough.. 22.. hmm okies *_* *world carry's on living* oh my

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: How old are you?

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: ha, well.. 14.. actually.. >_< *shudder*

2004-09-27 [Lyndarsia]: Wow.. I -am- an old fart!

2004-09-27 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: Ha, no your not.. My brothers 22 too. not old at all.....

2004-09-28 [GeshemYehod]: Meh..im 15! how can so few know of the Red of the Dwarf?

2004-09-28 [Lyndarsia]: *Snickers* Because most young people, me included, think that watching PBS is a sin and it's broadcasting will send radioactive signals to your brains that inserts tiny parasitic insects and beings that eat away your brain and melt away all knowledge of anything else and will turn you into a dribbling zombie whose vocabulary consists of "PBS.. Must watch.. PBS.." and for the rest of your life, watch those weird PBS shows. *Deep breath, passes out*

2004-09-28 [Moucher]: red dwarf rules "um kryton there dead NO really i was only gone for a minute" lol lol

2004-09-28 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: So are you all americans?? O_O oh my... *is excited* MY BROTHERS FRIENDS MUM TAUGHT CRAIG CHARLES!! ^_^ *is famous* I have so said that before but.. well.. I felt like saying it again.

2004-09-29 [Lyndarsia]: Craig Charles looks great.

2004-09-29 [chasingpeace]: Hey everyone I am now creating wiki badges of all the main characters...but i'm not sure if i should put one of Kochanski on...y'know...the girl lister fell in love with...tell me if you want one..then i'll make one

2004-09-29 [fliwi flumpkin floozleberry]: i never liked the ones with kochanski in...... she cheapened it a little in my opinion - tried to introduce *feminine humour*.....in other words there were lots of period jokes....

2004-09-29 [chasingpeace]: yeah i know

2004-09-29 [chasingpeace]: I have finished the new badges...now to make a wiki to put them on..

2004-09-30 [chasingpeace]: The new Banners are up and running so go to the new banner page to check them all out!!

2004-09-30 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: FLIWI! YOU ARE CLASS x 100 hundred million times... and dont make me explain myself or i'll have to kill you.. ps.. WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (Kochanksi is a pile of poop... UNFUNNY and A PAIN IN THE ARSE) But you know what.. If your in trouble he will save the day. He's brave and he's fearless, come what may. With-out him, the mission would go astray. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. With-out him life would be much grimmer. He's handsome, trim and no one's slimmer. He will never need a zimmer. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. More reliable than a garden strimmer. He's never been mistaken for Yul Brenner. He's not bold and he's head doesn't glimmer. Master of the wit and the repartee. His c

2004-09-30 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: His command of space corp directives is uncanny. How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me, ask.. Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. He's also a fantastic swimmer. And if you play your cards right, Then he just might come 'round for dinner.

2004-10-01 [Lyndarsia]: "Holly! Can I have my own nipple back?"

2004-10-01 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hahaha "....theres no rush" hahahaha "Ares these my hips?"

2004-10-02 [Lyndarsia]: *Giggles*

2004-10-02 [Sebhar]: *dies*... THE CAT IS THE BEST! *hides from lister-lovers*

2004-10-02 [Lyndarsia]: I LOVE Cat and Lister. That's all there is to it.

2004-10-03 [Sebhar]: me'n [dreamseeker's child] were watching the first season on saturday... we might have to make an anti-kochanski club or something...

2004-10-04 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: I hate Kochanski, its all her fault.. >_< Danny John Jules is maybe my 2nd favourite.. for me its Craig all the way.

2004-10-04 [Lyndarsia]: You know Danny John Jules sang in the movie The Labryinth?

2004-10-04 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: hehehe really? hahaha class

2004-10-04 [Lyndarsia]: Yep! He sang as one of those Fire Gang people

2004-10-04 [Sebhar]: *looks at zan* billiam says i'm obsessed with red dwarf. am i?

2004-10-04 [deus-ex-machina]: i dunno, but what other comedies do people here love? i'm more interested in british comedies, but whatever :P

2004-10-04 [One Thousand Brown MMs]: Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Bottom... etc.. oh yes.. british comedy is so the best..